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 Post subject: Re: From the inbox.
 Post Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:20 am 
 
^-^ wrote:
What are these Boobies things you speak of ?


You've never seen 'Allo 'Allo? :shock:

See http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 192597.ece


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 Post Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:22 pm 
 
^-^ wrote:
What are these Boobies things you speak of ?


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:roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:08 pm 
 
Ahhh that explains it all thanks Brian.


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 Post Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:06 am 
 
^-^ wrote:
Ahhh that explains it all thanks Brian.


Brian??? He'd be my brother.

I'm Bruce. :thumbsup: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:46 pm 
 
BIWOZ wrote:
^-^ wrote:
Ahhh that explains it all thanks Brian.


Brian??? He'd be my brother.

I'm Bruce. :thumbsup: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Rubbish! I met you at The Vines - and you were Brian! :oops:


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 Post Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:00 pm 
 
p38arover wrote:
BIWOZ wrote:
^-^ wrote:
Ahhh that explains it all thanks Brian.


Brian??? He'd be my brother.

I'm Bruce. :thumbsup: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Rubbish! I met you at The Vines - and you were Brian! :oops:


:lol: :lol: Yes, I remember that!


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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:15 am 
 
An engineer (ex-NASA project director) has what I think is the near
perfect solution for airport security!

‘Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at
the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray
you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.’

‘It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this
crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and
expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.’

‘Case Closed!’


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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:17 am 
 
How Easter Eggs are made.

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 Post Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 8:13 pm 
 
LITTLE BOY ON A PLANE

A MP was seated next to a little boy on an airplane so he turned to him and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little boy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the MP. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," he said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little boy"s intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little boy replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?"

And then he went back to reading his book.


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 Post Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 8:13 pm 
 
Testicle Disorder


A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained.

"I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman...

As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly:




"Same illness, better health plan. "


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